Skinny Bitch, Product of Fire Island Pines. 12% Alcohol/Vol (24 Proof) and 32% Poppers/Vol (64 Loose). Skinny Bitch, logo and bottle design are trademarks owned by MacBethenny Productions LLC, c/o Lady MacBethenny, PO Box 22-TT, Fire Island Pines, Long Island, NY 24601. Certain ingredients such as low-grade poppers have been known to create extreme relaxation. Individual results may vary. This product is not intended to treat, cure or diagnose or any disease or illness, although it has been known to prevent minor cases of celibacy and excessive responsibility.
Enjoy Skinny Bitch responsibly, especially before skinny dipping in a hot tub after 2am. Excessive use can lead to waking up in New Jersey wearing nothing but a poncho. The foregoing statements have not been evaluated by the FDA or the ATF, as Skinny Bitch is not a real product.