Skinny bitch is a proud sponsor of the documentary short film MacBethenny
Produced by seven-time Academy Award winner Kevin Myers and directed by some hack named Dave Castleman, MacBethenny chronicles the harrowing tale of how Skinny bitch founder MacBethenny rose to power in Fire Island and even features the chance meeting in the Meat Rack that started the entire Skinny bitch empire.
The reviews are in, and they are stellar!
"MacBethenny gives a tour de force performance, combining the best of Rock Hudson, James Dean and Montgomery Clift."
Chairman of Skinny bitch
"I don't know who those people are."
Founder of Skinny bitch
"Foul. But fair."
Queen of the Bitches
"Ten minutes I will never get back. Asshats."
The New York Times
Paper of Record
"Why did my scene get cut?"
Check out www.macbethenny.com for more!
Corrections and disclosures: MacBethenny is not a documentary. None of these reviews are real. Kevin Myers has not yet won an Academy Award. Dave Castleman is totally a hack.